How Great Products are designed
The Boss: Go talk to marketing.
Dilbert: Dave, tell me what marketing wants the new product to do.
Dave: It has to have a 45 inch screen and still fit in a purse or a wallet.
Dave: It needs to act as a communications satellite as well as a room fresher.
Dave: it must cure deadly diseases and whoyten your teeth while you sleep!
HAHA! and it has to be capable of time travel!! and have a telepathic user interface!
Dilbert: I could write a program that makes fish appear on the computer screen,
DAVE: yeah a lot of people want that.