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Dogbert Sells Life Advice

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Dogbert Sells Life Advice - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #advice, #motivation, #meaning, #existentialism

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Asok: How do I find meaning in my life? Dogbert: Nothing has meaning. The best you can do is postpone your own lonely and painful death. Asok: Are you saying I should take care of my health? Dogbert: What answer gets me the best review on Yelp?!

Episode 105: Immigrant Kids, OIG Report, Being Friends With Chairman Kim


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Separating parents from children…bad, yes, everyone agrees

What’s your alternative?
Why aren’t critics offering an alternative they would prefer?

OIG report, clear example of two movies on one screen

500 page report guarantees everyone can see what they want to see
My prediction that Comey was being “a patriot” with his Clinton email actions
Alan Dershowitz opinion on Comey’s actions contains an element of mind reading
Should Lynch have made the decision (proper protocol) rather than Comey?
Would there have been worse repercussions if Comey had followed proper protocols?
OIG report exonerates Comey, although he broke the rules

President Trump’s impromptu meeting with…

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Dilbert Speaks Truth To Power

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Tags #award, #irony, #honesty, #truth

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Boss: Dilbert gets the Employee Of The Year award for speaking truth to power. Dilbert: Thanks, but all I do is agree with whatever ridiculous thing you say because it's just easier that way. Boss: Just take the stupid award! Dilbert: I'm honored.

Hard Work Is The Key To Success

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Tags #advice, #manager, #self-interest, #motivation

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Asok: What is the key to success? Boss: Hard work! Asok: Is it a coincidence that your advice for me corresponds to your self-interest? Boss: My other advice is never question authority.