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Brain Scan

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Brain Scan - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #brain, #thinking, #cognition, #personality, #abnormality

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Wally: My doctor says my laziness is caused by a brain abnormality. Dilbert: Doesn't everyone in the world have a unique brain that determines what they do? Boss: Is he right about that? Wally: I'd have to see his brain scan. Sounds like a tumor.

Doctor Will Operate

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Doctor Will Operate - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #laziness, #happiness, #satisfaction, #aspirations

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Doctor: The MRI shows unusual activity in the laziness region of your brain. Normally, I would recommend brain surgery, but your brain also registers an unusually high level of happiness. Wally: So... how do we handle this? Doctor: I'm going to operate on myself to make me more like you.

Wally Not Motivated

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Wally Not Motivated - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #laziness, #motivation, #behavior, #medical, #treatment, #blame, #accountability

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Wally: I need to take a medical leave to recover from my crippling laziness. Boss: Laziness is a behavior problem, not a medical problem. Wally: That would suggest you have not motivated me enough. Boss: Can't be that. It sounds more like you're dying.